Everybody Loves Tmz Saving Their Ass - Some celebs get fed up with the pappers in the Malibu Country Mart -- but for Ray Romano and his friends, our presence saved 'em from what could have been a costly fender bender.
A-rod -- Yankee Chipper - For a guy whose wife just filed for divorce, Alex Rodriguez looked really pleased. If you know what we mean.
Leslie Nielsen -- Hearing Aids His Privacy - Leslie Nielsen, 82, proved at LAX that getting old in Hollywood has its perks -- especially when you want to get rid of the pappers.
Liz Taylor: Rollin' With Her Homies - Witnessing Elizabeth Taylor get wheeled out Happy Hour at the Abbey with her Maltese named Daisy and one of the bar's freakishly skinny waiters was one Cher impersonator shy of being the most fabulous thing we've ever seen.
Dennis Rodman Worm Blocks Himself - Dennis Rodman has had great success with women -- Madonna and Carmen Electra to name a few -- but last night his premature pontification proved his game is in serious need of a rebound.
Shooting Outside Hollywood Club - A man was shot multiple times outside a Hollywood club, and TMZ got shots of the getaway car.
Madonna Yanks Her Family A-round - Since all the talk that Madonna's next single would be herself, she's made a point of being seen with Guy and the kiddies.
Rodman: I'll Be Here All Week! - Dennis Rodman has never been known as a comedian -- but in case he chooses that profession he certainly can handle hecklers.
Steve-o Bodyguard -- I Was No Jackass! - Big Regg, the Steve-O bodyguard accused of punching a Kitson doorman, wants everyone to know he can't even say "Kitson," let alone throw a hit there.
Shauna Sand Likes Oui Oui - Until her English get gooder, Shauna Sand should stay away from speaking French.
A-rod Not Gonna Go Our Way - A-Rod had just as much to say today about his wife possibly slinking around with Lenny Kravitz as he did yesterday about himself slipping it to Madonna -- but he still did it with a smile.
Kim's Eardrums As Big As Her Booty - The pappers thought Kim K was out of earshot when they started drooling out loud over her fantasstic behind -- guess they weren't aware of her bionic hearing.
Dmx Gets His Mug On - Someone call Barbizon! DMX has so many mugshots he could start a portfolio.
Keyshia Cole Gets Jiggly With It - Sorry for the lack of slo-mo and cheesy 90s music, but Keyshia Cole's jog on the beach yesterday is still a sight straight outta "Baywatch." Enjoy.
Tisdale Shows Lilo How It's Done - Ashley Tisdale celebrated turning 23 yesterday -- but what she should be celebrating is turning a year older than born-on-the-same-day Lindsay Lohan without ever getting arrested, going to rehab or flashing her hooha.
Pregnant Man: No Longer Pregnant! - Thomas Beatie -- the 34-year-old former woman turned transgendered pregnant man who went on Oprah -- has given birth to a biological girl.
William Petersen: Csi'm Not Really An Investigator - William Petersen was on the scene when a bomb threat closed down LAX yesterday -- a man was arrested, but we don't think the "CSI" guy had anything to do with solving this crime.
Jason Bateman Gets Brit's Sloppy Seconds - Jason Bateman probably hoped for a peaceful, pap-free walk with his wife and daughter -- too bad Britney showed up around the corner and effed it all up.
A-rod's Decoy Is A Real Son Of A Bitch - Alex Rodriguez wasn't the only dog slammed with Madonna questions outside the baseballer's home in New York yesterday.
