For Sale: Giant Green Woman, Torch Sold Separately - NY is considering selling the MTA to a private company due to a budget crisis -- but it's a slippery slope from there, and just we had to ask Mayor Bloomberg: Is the Statue of Liberty next on the auction block?
Bratton Takes Heat For Outing Lilo - LAPD's top dog, Chief William Bratton, was grilled about saying no paps care about Lindsay because she's "gone gay" -- and now he says that's not how he put it. Cue the tape!
Gummi Bear To Friend: Your My Pawn - Jason Davis is heir to a massive oil fortune, but that didn't stop him from going to a pawn shop to some fast cash on a brand new Rolex. Introducing Frugal Bear!
The Gray Area Between "dallas" And "dynasty" - Linda Gray never appeared on "Dynasty" -- but the pappers on Robertson couldn't help but lump poor Sue Ellen Ewing in with Sammy Jo Dean Reece Carrington Fallmont.
Mayer Waiting On The Pap World To Change - L.A. city officials held a big pow-wow today about regulating the paparazzi -- and John Mayer, onetime host of TMZ TV, is on our side ... kinda.
And Now For A Little Gay Bassing ... - Ever since Lance Bass announced he was gay (and looking for work), the pappers only have queer things to say tp the guy.
Pap Pervs Out For Miley 2.0 - Selena Gomez is 16, so that makes the papper who fantasized out loud about seeing her strip nothing short of creepy. No, he wasn't TMZ, and yes, the guys with any actual conscience quickly shut him up.
Bret Michaels: Get Me Some Valtrex! - We always knew a lot of dirty action went down on "Rock of Love" -- and Bret Michaels has the cold sores to prove it!
Ay Dios Mio! - Our guy thought he was getting an exclusive interview with Myriam Ayala -- the chick who's suing Univision, claiming they fired her for being dark and not "conventionally attractive."
Drunk Girl Goes Down - We got a new addition to the Drunk Girl Hall of Fame last night -- and every step this gal took where she didn't fall over, we were just as afraid she'd fall out of her top.
Christina Milian: On High Nerd Alert - Christina Milian was a wealth of fitness knowledge for some random dude last night, who wanted to know how to get in shape. Apparently he wants the body of a petite woman.
Leo's Gal -- The Beach Never Looked This Good - Because those pictures from yesterday just weren't enough, here's video of Bar Rafaeli in a bikini -- yeah, now she's with equally hot friends and in motion. Thank us later.
Lapd Top Cop: Thank God Lindsay's Gay! - LAPD Police Chief William Bratton says there's no need for laws against the paparazzi anymore, since Briney's sane again, Paris is M.I.A., and Lindsay's living a quiet life in Lebanon.
Hell On The Hill Over Mccain Ad - Barack wussed out on commenting on John McCain's ad comparing him to Britney Spears and Paris Hilton -- but a few Democratic members of Congress had no problem calling out the Republican candidate when we got 'em in DC.
Paps Storm Pam Anderson After Double Diss - The paps outside of "Letterman" in NYC were playing by the rules, as they stood behind a barricade while waiting for shots of Pamela Anderson. After Pammy avoided the mini red carpet twice -- it turned into a paparazzi free for all.
Tommy's Car Trouble - Comedian Tommy Davidson has a hard time starting up his car after a night of partying at Shag
Paris Car Nap - How does party girl Paris get through the next day after a late night? She creates her own car bed!
Star Catcher La: Sheridan Pulls A Stone - Nicollette Sheridan pulled a Sharon Stone by wearing a see through shirt to the Ivy. Also out were JR Rotem, Taye Diggs, Dane Cook and Paris Hilton.
Naomi Is Mrs Mop - Naomi arrives for her first day of community service punishment for bashing her assistant with a mobile phone
Idols Rocket To Stardom - TMZ was the only camera to catch "American Idols" Haley, Gina, Blake and Jordin scarfing down a few burgers at a Johnny Rockets at The Grove in Los Angeles.
Daughtry's Selfish 'idol' Prediction - Chris Daughtry thinks he'll win 'American Idol' -- someone tell him he's not on this season. Also out were Kevin Costner, Bruce Willis, Dane Cook, Lance Bass and more.
Michael Clark Duncan Tag's Seal Out - Sure, Seal's verbally abusive and tried to run over a gang of pappers -- but Michael Clarke Duncan's still got his back.
Obama To J-mac: Quit Slingin' Brit! - Barack Obama finally responded to John McCain's celebutarded assault -- acknowledging that Britney and Paris were used as part of an insulting attack on his celebrity status. Still no comment from Team Paris.
The Penguin Returns To Gotham City - The Penguin flew solo to a "Dark Knight" after-party in NYC -- where the cast of the flick was absolutely swarmed by autographazzi and pappers staked outside.
Crack Is Wack, Whitney's New Look Ain't - Whitney Houston was looking damn good when we got her at LAX -- and while she was happy, she wasn't happy to talk about Bobby Brown.
