A-rod's Stripper -- I'm Bi-ceptual Now! - Working the pole gives you some good arm muscles -- and the stripper who helped Stray-Rod get his name showed off her tickets to the gun show yesterday in Miami.
Miley Shyly Smiley Over New Dude - When Miley and the Mouse hand-picked her on-screen boyfriend they sure did a good job -- because the lines between fiction and reality are definitely starting to blur!
Paul Rudd: Sashay Shante - Paul Rudd and RuPaul are similar in name only -- and yet our photog asked if the two are ever mistaken for one another.
Spidey Slings The F-bomb - Your friendly neighborhood Spider-Man was anything but last night -- with an extremely frustrated Tobey Maguire screaming as he unloaded on paps for blocking his exit from Madeo.
John's Got A Host Of Problems - Now that he's revealed that he's made of the same trashy DNA that we are, John Mayer says he's taking his engagement with TMZ to a totally different level
Great Dayne Has Seen Better Days - Taylor Dayne was acting like it was 1988 -- but in front of the Belmont last night it painfully obvious nobody knew or cared about anything she's done recently.
S**t Hits Fan In Dane Cook Trial! - Jurors in the Dane Cook Dogs**t trial just saw what could be the "smoking" gun -- you'll pardon the expression.
No Newsroom Today - Looks like celebs on Robertson Blvd. will have to eat iffy food somewhere else today.
Pam Anderson: Blonde Moment #2,371 - Pam Anderson is getting a huge payday to appear on Big Brother Australia -- but her air-headed antics can't have the producers too happy.
Jimmie Johnson's Poll Position - Our photog asked NASCAR driver Jimmie Johnson who gets more DUI's -- celebs or athletes -- but the two couldn't agree on who parties harder.
Ronaldo: Gimpy And Still Hotter Than You - That limp and crutches Cristiano Ronaldo's rocking, thanks to ankle surgery, are sure to solidify him a pity f**k or two -- not that he really needs help getting a leg up in that arena!
Dane's Dog -- Exposed! - The lawyer for Dane Cook's landlord is showing so much video of Dane's dog s**ting in the apartment building, Dane can't look at the screen.
C-rod -- Alex's Money Talks - Cynthia Rodriguez looked good when she popped up today in Florida -- the first time she's been seen since she filed for divorce from Stray-Rod.
Famke's Dog Is Busted - Instead of dropping her dog Licorice into the tote she was carrying, Famke Janssen had her walk all over LAX -- not a problem, until you see the limp the poor pooch was rockin'!
S**t Hits Fan In Dane Cook Trial! - Jurors in the Dane Cook Dogs**t trial just saw what could be the "smoking" gun -- you'll pardon the expression
C'mon -- Lc Doesn't Deserve All This! - Lauren Conrad tried to run for the hills outside Coco De Ville last night -- but the scene was so frickin' crazy she could barely move!
Holyfield Punches Out Child Support Debt - Evander Holyfield is off the hook -- at least for now! In a deposition this morning in Atlanta, GA, the boxer handed out a $9K check to his baby Mama Toi Jenese Irvin to cover past due child support he owed.
The Defecation Rocking The Nation - The apartment manager in the Dane Cook Poopfest '08 eviction trial apparently has a "smoking" gun.
Brit Flashes Her Madge - Britney Spears got herself all gussied up last night -- and we're thinking it's got something to do with Madonna.
