The Benecio Del Toro Drinking Game - If you take a shot every time Benecio calls us a "greenhead," by the end of this video you'll be wasted.
China To Sharon Stone: The Quake Was Your Fault - After Sharon Stone's infamous, ignorant "kharma" comment about the devastating May earthquake in China, it's probably safe to blame today's SoCal shaker on "Basic Instinct 2."
Christian Bale -- More Shocking Than The Arrest - So you're the star of one of the biggest movies ever. It's pulling in hundreds of millions of dollars. And you fly from the Tokyo premiere back home to LAX -- COMMERCIAL!
Janice Shows Where Many Have Gone Before - We're not sure what's tackier -- Janice Dickinson deep throating our camera or making a joke about running someone over in front of mouthpiece Lizzie Grubman, who once mowed down 16 people after a night of boozing.
Britney: It's A Bird, It's A Plane, No, It's A Papper! - Britney Spears got back on the horse, literally, on the beaches of Los Cabos -- and the pappers resorted to one of the most ridiculous methods ever to get the shot: A flyby in what appears to be a single seat ultralight!
Ali Lohan To Porn Legend: Put Me In Your Flick! - In her desperate pursuit of superstardom, Ali Lohan has officially embarked on the hardcore road many wannabe celebs have traveled on -- a casting session with a legendary porno director!
Lionel Richie: He Of Big Money And Little Faith - Lionel Richie opened up a huge trust fund for baby Harlow -- but it sounds like he's doing it because he doesn't have that much trust in Nicole.
Samro Mans Up, Endures Lilo Shopping Spree - Samantha Ronson once again proved she wears the pants in the relationship -- as she was obligated to suffer endlessly as Lindsay shopped for dresses!
Puder's Bimbo Is Lamer Than Speedwalking - When asked about that controversial Mr.T homophobic Snickers ad, mixed martial arts fighter Daniel Puder said he didn't think speedwalking was a "gay sport."
Mr. T -- I Pity The Homophobic Fool! - The ad never aired in the US, but a Snickers commercial starring Mr. T, a speedwalker and a pair of snug short shorts caused a huge homophobic stink for the Mars candy company.
Her Madgesty's Bro: I'm Slimy On My Own - Madonna's media ho of a bro, Christopher, says she didn't ghostwrite a single word of his money-grubbing book -- but even though the nasty tell-all is all his doing, the rumors unfortunately ain't hurting his bank account.
Conrad To Shia: Lc How We Do It - Lauren Conrad was lookin' a little wobbly on her feet outside the Key Club last night -- but, unlike Mr. LaBeouf, this is one girl who always parks it in the passenger seat when it's time to go home.
Labeouf's Mom -- Camera Shia On Dui - When we ask Shayna Saide, Shia Labeouf's mother, about his violent wreck on Sunday morning -- she shut down faster than an overturned F150.
Balthazar: Sienna's Boobs Got Yer Tongue? - Balthazar Getty landed stateside today and was immediately slammed with questions about mackin' on a topless Sienna Miller and the e-mail he later sent his wife, pleading for forgiveness.
Anthony Hopkins Gives In To Hannah-bull - He's been knighted by the Queen of England, has won an Oscar, three BAFTAs, two Emmys and was even Hasty Pudding's Man of the Year -- but the only question the pappers had for Sir Anthony Hopkins: Can you do the Miley?
Lohan Speaks On Spoke Poke - Surprise, surprise, getting hit by a bicycle didn't leave Lindsay Lohan with any visible, life-altering injuries -- with LiLo telling pappers in NYC she's "alright" after the minor smash-up.
"prison Break"-er Potties Like A Rock Star - Dominic Purcell must be pee shy because the geek squad/security team standing guard outside the men's room at Comic-Con was a wee bit ridiculous.
Rihanna Gets Wet For Chris Brown - She looked unsure about the whole ordeal, but thanks to Chris Brown, Rihanna got a little power between her legs this weekend in Ocean Beach.
Suge Knight: Lights Out At The Ivy - Suge Knight not only showed up to the hub of hoity-toity Hollywood, The Ivy, he stayed for over an hour after its usual midnight closing. Like anyone's gonna tell him it's time go. Who knew Ivy Gimlets were so hardcore....
Diddy Day Care - The best thing Diddy's ever produced: His two adorable daughters!
Dustin Hoffman Nearly Clips A Bitch - Dustin Hoffman was in the dog house after his driver almost ran over a pooch outside Kate Beckinsale's b-day party. But get this: the paps sided with the Rain Man instead of the dog's rightfully pissed off owner!
Would You Pay To See Her Nekkid? - Our photog started a vicious rumor 49-year-old Megan Mullally, aka Karen Walker from "Will & Grace," was getting pumped by Playboy to show off her Anastacia Beaverhausen.
Whitney Houston's Backseat Lover - We haven't seen 'em together in a while, but looks like 44-year-old Whitney Houston and 17-years-her-junior Ray J are still knockin' boots.
