Lindsay Rips La Top Cop A New One - Lindsay Lohan isn't taking being outed by police chief William Bratton lightly -- we asked her and Sam about it today at LAX and girl was pissed off!
Harry Dean Stanton Needs A Mirror - Harry Dean Stanton blasted John McCain last night for being "old and ill." It would have meant more if it wasn't coming from the Cryptkeeper's understudy.
Miley 2.0 Can't Speak For Herself - Is there an echo in here? Selena Gomez was asked about her rumored hook-up with Nick Jonas -- but didn't answer until her flack told her what to say.
Sharon Stone Hits Karmic Jackpot - Her luck should be on a downslide since those dumb China earthquake comments -- but Sharon Stone was living it up in L.A. yesterday, laughing her ass off as she watched a papper get a parking ticket from her meter maid BFF.
Don't Listen To William H. Macy - Mr. Felicity Huffman has only one thing to say to young stars today -- Always take Fountain. Sounds good on paper, but the old Bette Davis saying has become dangerous advice these days!
Beware The Bark Of The Beast - For the first time in we don't know how long, the most ferocious bitch lookin' for a bone outside the Ivy yesterday wasn't Janice Dickinson. Meet Q-Tip, AKA "The Beast," the incredible acting dog.
Roberto Cavalli Has Seg-way Too Much Money - After a few failed attempts -- Fashion Icon Roberto Cavalli showed he sucks at walking and rolled out on the streets of St. Tropez in his trusty rich man toy -- the Segway!
Rod Stewart Snubs One Person Fan Base - There were barely any pappers and not a single eBay autograph hunter around -- but Rod Stewart still snubbed the one fan who ran to her car to get a CD for him to sign. The rejection sucked, but the chick's reaction is priceless.
Ignoring Trends, Tara Reid Stays Straight - Tara Reid isn't looking to become the next LezLo -- which is good for lesbians, but a shame for her. Switch-hitting is the one thing that might make the 32-year-old star-turned-train wreck relevant again.
Shauna Sand -- Working Girl - Shauna Sand was showing off her new job on the street corners of L.A. last night -- a modeling gig for San Manuel Indian Bingo and Casino. Think Vegas, minus glitz, glamor and anything else remotely exciting.
Amy Winehouse Is One Sick Puppie - We've been saying Amy Winehouse needs to chill out for quite some time now and now she's finally done it -- by getting her own Slush Puppie machine!
For Sale: Giant Green Woman, Torch Sold Separately - NY is considering selling the MTA to a private company due to a budget crisis -- but it's a slippery slope from there, and just we had to ask Mayor Bloomberg: Is the Statue of Liberty next on the auction block?
Bratton Takes Heat For Outing Lilo - LAPD's top dog, Chief William Bratton, was grilled about saying no paps care about Lindsay because she's "gone gay" -- and now he says that's not how he put it. Cue the tape!
Gummi Bear To Friend: Your My Pawn - Jason Davis is heir to a massive oil fortune, but that didn't stop him from going to a pawn shop to some fast cash on a brand new Rolex. Introducing Frugal Bear!
The Gray Area Between "dallas" And "dynasty" - Linda Gray never appeared on "Dynasty" -- but the pappers on Robertson couldn't help but lump poor Sue Ellen Ewing in with Sammy Jo Dean Reece Carrington Fallmont.
Mayer Waiting On The Pap World To Change - L.A. city officials held a big pow-wow today about regulating the paparazzi -- and John Mayer, onetime host of TMZ TV, is on our side ... kinda.
And Now For A Little Gay Bassing ... - Ever since Lance Bass announced he was gay (and looking for work), the pappers only have queer things to say tp the guy.
Pap Pervs Out For Miley 2.0 - Selena Gomez is 16, so that makes the papper who fantasized out loud about seeing her strip nothing short of creepy. No, he wasn't TMZ, and yes, the guys with any actual conscience quickly shut him up.
Bret Michaels: Get Me Some Valtrex! - We always knew a lot of dirty action went down on "Rock of Love" -- and Bret Michaels has the cold sores to prove it!
Ay Dios Mio! - Our guy thought he was getting an exclusive interview with Myriam Ayala -- the chick who's suing Univision, claiming they fired her for being dark and not "conventionally attractive."
Drunk Girl Goes Down - We got a new addition to the Drunk Girl Hall of Fame last night -- and every step this gal took where she didn't fall over, we were just as afraid she'd fall out of her top.
Christina Milian: On High Nerd Alert - Christina Milian was a wealth of fitness knowledge for some random dude last night, who wanted to know how to get in shape. Apparently he wants the body of a petite woman.
