Laker Guy Rebounds From Nightclub Humiliation - Lakers forward Ronny Turiaf wasn't happy to see us this weekend -- considering last time we saw him, he was getting denied from Villa.
Tila Tequila: Panty Raider - Screw small talk -- the only question Tila Tequila had for one of her fans in front of Koi: Do I make you horny baby?
Colin Farrell: The Schmuck Of The Irish - Chain smoking Colin Farrell actually doled out health advice to pappers at LAX -- but he better take some from us, don't forget about your help!
Nba Hope Needs Some Tough Love - UCLA forward Kevin Love is going to have to toughen up a bit if he wants to make it in the NBA.
Jackie Warner Eats Boot Camp For Breakfast - There are people who have a hard enough time getting to the gym once a week -- somehow Jackie Warner goes to work out three times a day.
Ice Cube's Bodyguard: Are We Done Yet? - Straight outta LAX, Ice Cube's bodyguard threatened us after we filmed the former gangsta rapper, current family film man getting into his un-hood like limo.
Luke On Russ -- I've Got Dad On My Side - Luke Russert appeared on the "Today" show this morning, just three days after his father's tragic death -- and told a hilarious -- and touching -- story about getting tatted up ... and his dad's curious reaction.
Tim Russert Autopsy: He Had An Enlarged Heart - It has been revealed that Tim Russert suffered from asymptomatic coronary artery disease. Russert's physician expressed surprise about the heart attack,
Jodie Foster: Silence Of The Paps - Jodie Foster must have thought it was Hannibal Lector trying to get her picture yesterday, and not the pappers.
Andy Dick: More Andy, Less Dick - Andy Dick's hair color is not the only thing that has changed temporarily -- so has his wacktabulous attitude
R. Kelly's Lawyers -- He Wept Like A Baby - R. Kelly didn't talk to the press after getting acquitted on fourteen counts of child pornography today -- but his lawyers did, and after outing their client as a cry baby, they still had a lot to say.
Spencer Not Shooting Blanks - Heidi and Spencer say they've been taking lessons at the shooting range, learning how to handle guns.
Matthew Mcconaughey -- Back To L-i-v-i-n - Finally! After seeing boring daddy-to-be Matthew McConaughey do nothing but make the rounds with his pregger GF -- he finally shed his baggy clothes, grabbed a beer and hit the beach!
Ray Romano: Everybody Hates Boston - Native NYer Ray Romano was at the Lakers game last night, but it wasn't so much that he was rooting for the Lakers ...
You Don't Mess With The Lohan - Lindsay Lohan's now trying to control which pappers can and can't shoot her -- get on her good side and you're golden, piss her off and face the wrath of her box-wielding bodyguard.
Bob Barker: I Won't Be Mcmahon-handled - Bob Barker thinks fellow retiree Ed McMahon's financial state is "sad" -- but not sad enough not to crack a joke about!
Pierce Brosnan -- Talk To The Sand! - Pierce Brosnan was shaken and stirred in Maui yesterday -- thanks to one misstep on a stand up paddleboard that threw him face first into the drink.
Kobe Bryant: I'm A Loser And A Boozer - After Team Kobe Bryant choked hardcore major bigtime to the Boston Celtics last night, everyone's favorite role model had some great advice for the kids -- drown your sorrows in a butt-load of alcohol!
