Levi Mcconaughey: Baby Got Papped - Baby Levi McConaughey is only a month old, but he already got thrown into his first Robertson Blvd. paparazzi gang bang last night -- come on, even Larry Birkhead waited 'til Dannielynn was 14 months!
Lily Allen Pulls A Tara Reid - Lily Allen was mortified when she popped out of her shirt today in London -- but the pappers sure appreciated being kept a breast of the situation.
Rachel Bilson: Hasta La Vista, Psycho! - Rachel Bilson didn't ask for any assistance with the wild papstorm outside Crown Bar -- but one random, crazy dude in a Terminator T still went all Queen on the Scene on the pappers' asses.
Dc's Hills Are Alive! - A new reality show billed as "The Hills" set on Capitol Hill is about to start filming in D.C., with just one problem: they're a having a tough time casting people with a Y chromosome.
Brody To Spencer: Dude, Don't Go Nude! - Brody Jenner cracked up when he heard his former BFF-turned-foe Spencer Pratt was offered to go buff in Playgirl -- and randomly had a t-shirt perfectly explaining why it'd be a bad idea.
Lc To "dolls" Producer: You're Insane! - LC is responding to allegations from her neighbors -- namely "Pussycat Dolls" reality show producer Steven Antin -- claiming she doesn't throw parties, and calls Antin "insane."
Sienna Miller: She Should Bottle That Chutzpah - Even in the midst of a scandal, Sienna Miller looks like she's just floating through life. The actress was walking in Bev Hills yesterday, when she was asked about her current standing with her married lover Balthazar Getty.
Mickey Traps Another Mouse - Mickey Rourke's a pretty creepy looking guy -- but one girl was still thinkin' "Oh Mickey, you're so fine" when he scored the hottie's digits yesterday in NYC.
Hey Eddie, Nobody Wants "norbit 2" - Amid a sea of useless "Shrek" flicks, fat suit crossdressing and the "Beverly Hills Cop" sequel nobody wanted, Eddie Murphy gave us one glimmer of hope last night -- "one day" he'll do stand-up again.
Suri: I Want To Be Part Of Your World - Katie Holmes took little Suri to see The Little Mermaid on Broadway last night -- funny, since both Ariel and the Cruises spend nights wondering what it's like to be human.
After Lying In His Bed, Nick Learns To Make It, Too - While a judge delayed his ruling in the battle over the release of Nick Hogan's jail audiotapes (round two), Linda's attorney gave us several interesting Nick nuggets.
Guard Won't Let Paps Liv And Let Live - The hilariously sassy/vocal security guard at LAX fending off paps for Liv Tyler left us thinking only one thing -- When did our favorite Queen on the Scene get a job at the airport?
Kanye West's Naked Fans - They don't exactly scream "Kanye West fans," but 10-13-year-old heartbreakers The Naked Brothers Band rocked out at his concert last night. West didn't get on 'til after 10pm -- waaay past their bedtimes.
Potential Mccain Vp: Paris Is On Our Side - Minnesota Gov. and McCain VP front runner Tim Pawlenty has seen Paris' video and still believes she's leaning anti-Obama. Did he not see the part where she called the Republican hopeful a "wrinkly old dude?"
Chapman's Dog Day Afternoon - What do Duane Dog Chapman and wife Beth do while away from controversy -- they spend calm afternoons chilling with a dog of their own in L.A.
Woody Allen's After-dinner Buffet - Is it just us or does the sight of Woody Allen surrounded by little girls still give you the heebie-jeebies -- even if some of 'em are his adopted children.
Claudia To Tila: You Cheated! - Claudia Jordan is crying foul about a poll we did comparing her to Tila Tequila -- which she lost.
Katie Price's Change Of A Breast - She came to the US to get her best assets reduced -- but now Katie's telling paps she thinks bigger might be better.
Spelling Baskin' In More Soft Serve Drama - Who watches Tori and Dean: Home Sweet Hollywood anyways? On last nights episode Tori dealt with the Listeria bacteria soft serve scandal -- This time with a different twist!
Hollywood Madam Returns To Her Roots - Times are rough for Heidi Fleiss -- but it must he hard our there for a pap too, because one hit her up for a job at her stud ranch after she got her hair did in Bev Hills yesterday!
