Good, Clean Fun Back Then - So imagine our shock when we broke the story that Hayden Panettiere's dad allegedly committed spousal abuse ... and then we remembered a video we put up almost a year ago to the day.
Milo & Hayden -- Getting Away Is No Easy Feet - Before her dad got busted, Hayden Panettiere was in a bust-up of her own -- when her Milo-driven getaway car ran right over a photog's foot outside Beso!
Panettiere Dad To Mom: You Disrespected Me! - TMZ now has details of what went down between Hayden Panettiere's mom and dad before daddy was busted for allegedly striking mommy.
Mario And The Milf -- Hayden's Mom!?!? - While we count the days 'til Hayden Panettiere turns 18, Mario Lopez has decided to jump the gun and go for the original -- her mom!
Getty's Clothed Encounter Of The Third Kind - We're guessing it's a race to the yellow pages. Balthazar Getty ... checking the yellow pages for moving companies, and estranged wife Rosetta checking for locksmiths.
Troyer: Little Game Goes Long Way - Sex tape nightmare Verne Troyer has one thing many guys don't -- mad game in scoring hot chicks.
Edwards In Affair To Remember - Former Presidential candidate John Edwards spoke with ABC's "Nightline" last night, and his robotic and disingenuous answers on his sexual affair with Rielle Hunter -- would make Bill Clinton blush!
Ronson: A Feather In Lindsay's Hat - As Lindsay Lohan and Sam Ronson blew out of LA yesterday, a papper at LAX speculated out loud that Lindsay's new tattoo bore the image of handsome Sam's handsome fedora.
This Beatle Won't Be Squashed - He's the oldest Beatle -- and one of two not six feet under -- but life is still pretty damn sweet for Ringo Starr.
Unspoken Word With Lauren Conrad - Lauren Conrad's Kitson clearance rack has now moved the hallowed halls of your local Bloomingdales.
Gary Busey Reaches His Point Break - Wacktor extraordinaire Gary Busey didn't have meatball sandwiches on the mind -- or the names of his upcoming projects!
Killed Club Girl's Grisly Final Cut - Prosecutors did not paint a pretty picture of Ingrid Rivera's last moments before she was left for dead on the roof of a Manhattan club during Lil' Kim's bday party -- her throat was slit, and her head was bashed with a pipe.
Marky Mark Nabbed By Liro's Funky Bunch - Mark Walhberg underestimated his own fame outside Matsuhisa last night, and with good reason -- he had no clue all the pappers shooting him were actually there for Lindsay and Samantha Ronson.
Mr. T: I've Been Pitying Fools For 28 Years! - Mr. T went on Bill O' Reilly yesterday to talk about Snickergate. The actor defended the commercial, and insists he's not homophobic.
Audrina Patridge: I'm Better On Mute - Our photog slammed Audrina with Qs on Robertson -- hitting her up about Verne Troyer, cranky neighbors and "Hills" DC -- and while she didn't say much, she sure looked good doing it.
Roseanne: Becky's A Wackjob! - Two actresses played Becky Connor on "Roseanne" -- one went on to star in "Scrubs" and, according to Roseanne, the other's a "psycho!"
Shauna's Ex: Divorce Settlements Don't Buy Class - He hasn't even been officially divorced for 24 hours but Shauna Sand's ex, Romain Chavent, has already found solace in another trashtastic hoochie's tongue.
Mini-me Works On His Pick-up Lines - Verne Troyer had no problem pulling chicks last night -- but the trip back from the bathroom wasn't as easy.
Brolin Still Drivin' Down Diane Lane - We haven't seen Josh Brolin and Diane Lane out together in forever -- and after that video of Josh gettin' grabby with Robin Wright Penn, it was looking dim for the couple.
Paris Gets Sharpton Seal Of Approval - Paris has dropped the n-bomb on video in the past -- but somehow still managed to get Reverend Al in her corner after her Presidential campaign vid hit the internets.
Justin Time To Get Jt All To Ourselves - Justin Timberlake and Jessica Biel are 24/7 papper magnets -- so imagine how surprised our pap and a group of fawning females were to have them one-on-one yesterday in Bev Hills.
