Gayle King -- It's Nasty - We're just confused. Gayle King said said the whole "Sarah won't be on 'Oprah' till after the election" thing was a "nasty internet rumor."
R. Kelly -- I'm Into Barely Legal Babes Now - R. Kelly was put on the spot on BET last night about his affinity for underage girls -- and even though he was married to Aaliyah when she was only 15, the guy says his tastes have matured. Kinda.
Kim Glass -- I'm No "ugly Ass" - Olympic silver medalist Kim Glass put us on blast for the Maurice Greene hook-up post we ran yesterday -- and slammed our "ugly ass picture" of her. Hope this one is more to her liking.
Tommy Chong: I Smoked Out The Governator - Now Arnold Schwarzenegger sits on his high horse in the state capital -- but back in the day, he was just high, at least according to Tommy Chong.
Courtney Slams Jonas Bros -- That Ain't Rock! - Courtney Love always tells it like it is -- and yesterday in Malibu Kurt Cobain's widow had some very un-Disney things to say about purity ring poster children The Jonas Brothers.
Hayek To Lax -- Get Your Priorities Straight! - Salma Hayek and her baby girl only got a paltry two cop escort into LAX yesterday -- Fake Jamie Lynn Spears, not an actual celebrity, got seven.
Ninja Turtle Star -- And The Secret Of The Booze - It's been 17 years since he laid the smack down on the Shredder, but last night outside of Les Deux Ernie Reyes Jr. -- the dude from the original Ninja Turtles movies -- was still out for some Foot Clan blood.
Lc -- Roses Are Red, Heidi Is Screwed - Flowers are the key to any girl's heart -- and a note slamming her chestically enhanced, fame whore of a mortal enemy can't hurt either!
Annalynne Mccord -- 9021-nobody - The new "90210" sucks -- and even the cast of the show doesn't have much faith in its star making potential.
Colin Powell: Youtube's Not For Me - We spotted Colin Powell out in DC yesterday, and he let it be known he is not interested in ever being on YouTube -- but he never said anything about TMZ!
We See Through Shauna - Shauna Sand left her three young children with a neighbor last night, dressed up like a hooker and bee lined it for the bars in Hollywood.
Olympians -- The Torch Is Out And Nobody's Home - The Olympics attracted one of the biggest audiences ever, so it's pretty breathtaking that just weeks later the gold medalists from the American indoor volleyball team are pathetically peddling their wares outside One Sunset.
John Mayer Experiences Mourning Sickness - Who is this man and what has he done with the pre-Aniston, pap obliging, self referential "douchebag" we used to know and love?
Maddy Albright Is Mr. Right - Madeleine Albright can be referred to as Former Secretary of State, Madam Secretary, even Mrs. Albright.
Jerry O'connell: A Burger For Your Troubles - Jerry O'Connell learned a valuable lesson -- don't call your pregnant wife "huge" on national television and expect to get away with it unscathed.
"the Office" Star Up In Smoke - Craig Robinson, recent arrestee for possession of ecstasy, and Tommy Chong, notorious marijuana activist, were both staying at the same DC hotel.
