Crazy Carey Calls "idol" Jailbird "crazy Bitch" - Train wreck, porn star and former California gubernatorial candidate Mary Carey was out last night, rambling about jailed "Idol" contender Jessica Sierra -- to anyone who'd listen. Thankfully, we did.
Carrot Top: Armed And Humorous - Freakishly "fit" Carrot Top made a visit to Fred Segal yesterday -- showing off two massively inhuman tickets to the gun show. Bangin'.
Carlton Banks Refuses To Do "the Carlton" - Hyde-addict Alfonso Ribeiro appeased fans outside of the club last night with some photos, but refused to do that wonderfully wacky "Fresh Prince" dance for a TMZ photog. Guess he needs Tom Jones tune
Masterson Smacked In Alley Brawl - "Malcolm" alum Christopher Masterson was in the middle of a fight last night behind LAX, where he proved he could take a punch -- but not two!
Paps Punk'd By Ashton Lookalike - TMZ was fooled by a Ashton Kutcher doppleganger in NYC last night -- fooled that a nobody at JFK was actually the husband of Demi Moore.
Snipes Tries To Punk Paps - Wesley Snipes has given up on outrunning paps, now he's just trying to mess with their heads!
Jessica Alba Emerges! - Since the pregnancy rumors hit the scene, Jessica Alba has been MIA. But TMZ caught the diva over the weekend going as she went to the gym.
Lohan Hangs With The Other Hilton? - No, Lindsay isn't back to being frenemies with Paris, but she was spotted at La Scala restaurant in Bev Hills yesterday -- at the same time as heiressister Nicky Hilton. Hey girl!
Britney Y Los Amigos Terrible! - Senorita Spears has returned from Mexico to Ranchita Popwreck -- and she was caught last night pulling a Paris Hilton by hanging out with tres caballeros! Ole!
Spidey In Encounter With Buzzer - Tobey Maguire was sporting a new look outside Mr. Chow last night -- leaving the Bev Hills restaurant with a new jarhead inspired 'do.
Burt Reynolds' Rejects Are Still Damn Good - Burt Reynolds pulled some prime tail in college and when he cast the leftovers aside, they went to his roommate -- famed college football broadcaster Lee Corso.
Vida Bustin' Out All Ovah! - TMZ cameras caught up with video vixen and mens mag pin-up hottie Vida Guerra, who was letting her girls breathe.
Bush Leaves The Tush Hanging - Reggie Bush must love being Kim Kardashian's boyfriend -- because he doesn't have to lift a finger!
Photog Frenzy At Chez Madden Brings Five-o - Joel Madden's Glendale home was swarmed by photogs after Nicole Richie's in-and-out jail stint last night -- with so many paps that the cops were called by the neighbors.
Sheen Says Denise's Spy Ruined His Day - TMZ cameras were at the Brooke Shields' Art of Elysium benefit at the French Connection Beach House this weekend, and we caught Charlie Sheen and Brooke Mueller enjoying a day at the beach with Charli
Bonaduce Trades Pink For Ink - Danny Bonaduce agreed to get a serious tattoo last night -- so long as it gets him some action in the process.
Robbie Williams Corrects Tmz - As British pop powerhouse Robbie Williams can attest, even TMZ gets it wrong every now and then.
Shana And Travis: Together Again - Travis Barker and Shana Moakler, the on-again/off-again, on-again/off-again on-again/off-again rocker couple, spent a quiet evening having dinner at the Green Door in Los Angeles last night.
Courteney Cox Arquette -- Sole Sucker - Courteney Cox Arquette is a creature of habit -- eating at the same restaurant at least once a week. So what's so good there that she's gotta have it all the time?!
