Gosling To Pap -- You're A "half"-wit! - Our photog was seriously man-crushing on Ryan Gosling yesterday -- and things may have worked out a little better if he didn't royally screw up the name of one of Ryan's recent flicks, "Half Nelson."
Joey's Hairline: Clipped Or Stripped? - Joey Lawrence says he's rocking the shaved head look for a movie role -- um ... has he been filming the same flick for four years?
Wasted Kendra -- A Flash Of Desperation - Now that all the girls at the mansion are being replaced by younger, trashier, twin-ier models, Kendra Wilkinson has to find some way of remaining relevant. Yeah, this works.
Brody To Spencer: Dude, Don't Go Nude! - Brody Jenner cracked up when he heard his former BFF-turned-foe Spencer Pratt was offered to go buff in Playgirl -- and randomly had a t-shirt perfectly explaining why it'd be a bad idea.
Blair's Bitch Project -- The Bloody Truth - Selma Blair's bitch boy/co-star Mikey Day (the dude from "Wild N' Out") knows what leads here at the ol' TMZ -- and last night the dude was on a mission to create scandal.
Sjp -- Snatched In The City?! - Sarah Jessica Parker was last seen yesterday afternoon, evading paparazzi by jumping into a random VW Bug on the streets of NY.
Pap The Victim Of "police" Brutality - The WWE needs to sign Steve Guttenberg stat! The Goot accidentally ran through some Jonas Brothers fan spillover in NYC -- where he decided to put on a fake pap ass kickin' for the masses!
Travis Assistant Dies In Crash - Travis Barker's assistant -- featured on the reality show "Meet the Barkers -- was one of the four people who died in last night's plane crash in Columbia, SC.
Dmx: When It Arraigns It Pours - If six arrests in a year aren't a big enough problem, DMX admitted today that the high-profile lawyer representing him will be none other than ... a court appointed public defender.
Kim K's Ass Inspires Dance - Our "Dancing with the Stars" spies just gave us the best info EVER. Tonight, Kim Kardashian will be dancing to the song, "Baby Got Back."
How Many Names Begin With K Anyway? - The pappers are having trouble keeping with the Kardashians -- even with Khloe's recent DUI, they can't tell her apart from sis Kourtney.
Robin Williams Goes All Sybil On Us - It's impossible to get Robin Williams to answer a serious question -- and he'll use whatever accent necessary to dodge the issue.
Dennis Rodman Worm Blocks Himself - Dennis Rodman has had great success with women -- Madonna and Carmen Electra to name a few -- but last night his premature pontification proved his game is in serious need of a rebound.
Lc & Audrina: What Bitch Fight? - In a move more transparent than a chick wearing white in a wet t-shirt contest, Lauren Conrad and Audrina Patridge set up an obvious PR stunt last night to "prove" they're still friends.
Poor Spider -- Itsy Bitsy In Hollywood - Rock stars deserve a modicum of respect in the Thirty Mile Zone. So we humbly apologize that our papper didn't recognize sometimes-Scorpions bassist Ralph Rieckermann.
Linda Hogan: Prison Slut - Linda Hogan dressed to see her son in jail ... the good news, she could go right from there to work the 2:00 PM shift at the local strip club.
Someone's Got A Death Wish - They're speaking English, but get hardcore Brits Jason Statham and Vinnie Jones talking back and forth and it might as well be ancient Sumerian.
What A Catch! The Fish, Not Shayne Lamas - Shayne Lamas took a page out of the Andy Baldwin Famewhore Handbook yesterday -- when she fished, swam and frolicked for photogs on an L.A. beach.
Paris' Satisfies Her Cravings -- For Attention - Paris' fake departure with Britney Spears this weekend -- which can only be described as snap crashing -- was repeated last night when the attention hogging Hilton was caught using the Ivy as a catwal
Kathy Griffin -- Un-d-monstrative - TMZ cameras caught the usually funny Kathy Griffin as she left a GQ party at Chateau Marmont last night. The talkative attention whore wasn't quite herself -- in a formal business suit and new glam 'd
Fainting Spell -- A Fake?! - Sources on the set of "Dancing With the Stars" tell TMZ that Marie Osmond's fainting spell was scripted -- to the point where she had a writer just off camera feeding her lines when she stood up!
