Mams -- Knocked Out Of Stk - Rapper Mams Taylor went to STK last night and had plenty of beef -- but no steak. We hear Jesse Metcalfe's favorite fist-thrower got tossed out of the joint after a dust-up with the help.
Shauna Sand: Mother Of The Year - Shauna Sand says her three daughters love wearing her fresh-from-the-stripper-pole clothes and shoes -- did we mention they're all 10 and under?
Salma Hayek Births A New Weight Loss Plan - Even though she voices a character in the movie, Salma Hayek took no responsibility for "Beverly Hills Chihuahua" (who would?) -- then she unleashed her secret to losing baby weight fast. Real fast.
Lythgoe Vs. Crown Bar Doorman -- The Rematch - Ryan Seacrest couldn't get mega-producer Nigel Lythgoe into Crown Bar last month -- so how do you think the guy did last night, when he dropped Ben Stiller's name at the door?
Nick Carter: I'm A Huge Sell Out - Even though Nick Carter's ex Paris Hilton has been thrown into the middle of the Presidential election -- he doesn't know anything about it. Why? He'd love to tell you.
Passing Gass Disgusts Autograph Seekers - The autographazzi can be cruel if you blow 'em off -- and balding Tenacious D crooner Kyle Gass wasn't too happy when they told him to get some hair care products.
Photog Won't Take Minogue For An Answer - Thanks to Adnan bagging Britney, pappers world over now have the false hope a famous hottie will accept their offer for a date.
Miss Russia Doesn't Miss Russia - Russian jets recently bombed the county of Georgia's capital -- including civilian housing, military bases, factories and their international airport. In other news -- it's Miss Russia's birthday.
Full Metal Sarge: Hollywood Is Rotten To The Corps - Breaking down grown men is what actual Marine-turned-"Full Metal Jacket" star R. Lee Ermey does best -- but even the ol' drill sergeant thinks the major malfunctions of today's stars are way beyond repair.
Jonas Bros Descend On Virgin - The streets and sidewalks of New York turned into a mad sea of screaming, crying, hysterical tweenage girls last night -- for a little band called The Jonas Brothers.
Nobody Loves The Hoff More Than The Hoff - David Hasselhoff has a pretty sick ride -- if only he didn't plaster it with three tacky stickers promoting his own website, which he so lovingly dubbed HoffSpace.
Not Everyone Hates Sienna Miller - Sienna's been getting a lot of flack for hooking up with a married man -- but Sharon Osbourne's got her back ... and a pretty good point.
Heidi Puts The "ho" In Shopaholic - "The Hills" must pay some serious cash because yesterday Heidi Montag looked for clothes -- and mucho attention -- at Kitson, Madison, Cartier, Chanel, Fendi and Barneys New York.
Sleazy Has A New Name - It's hard to get lower than exploiting the death of a friend -- which is exactly what Josh Flagg did on "Million Dollar Listing."
Sleazy Hangs Out With Gummy Bear - It's hard to get lower than exploiting the death of a friend -- which is exactly what Josh Flagg did on "Million Dollar Listing."
Hayden's Mom -- Forgive And Forget? - We just got video of Alan Panettiere walking with his dog after getting out of the klink, and it looks like he's walking with the wife he's accused of punching.
Calling All Train Wrecks -- Bret Wants You! - You'd think auditions in The Hamptons would bring out some classier ladies for the 3rd season of Bret Michael's trashtastic reality show -- instead it was like scraping the bottom of a really boozy barrel.
Mcconaughey Hangs 10 With A Rooster And A Beer - In the realm of celebrity baby names, Matthew McConaughey's boy got off pretty easy with Levi. Matt's brother Rooster (no really) named his little boy Miller Lyte (no really). Did that sink in yet? Miller Lyte.
Unlike Hayden's Mom, Dad Ducked - After allegedly punching mama Panettiere in the face, Alan P. was lying low after being released from jail.
Hollywood Hit & Run Victim Resurfaces - It's the first time we've seen the victim since the dramatic hit and run caught on tape by TMZ in July -- and even though the accident was over a month ago, Lucy Crawford is still confined to a wheelchair.
Family Matters, Jaleel White Doesn't - Urkel must be on a mission to be forgotten -- every time we see him out in Hollywood, including last night outside One, the guy books it away faster than you could say "Stefan."
