Grumpy Birthday, Lindsay Lohan! - It took everything Lindsay Lohan had to not crack a smile when a gaggle of paps serenaded her with Happy Birthday.
Rikki Claims His Rockett Never Left The Pad - Poison's Rikki Rockett addressed the rape allegations pending against him from a March 24 arrest -- roughly 10 feet in front of his girlfriend.
Linda Hogan Parties With Manboy - In an effort to make the Hogan family look even worse, Linda Hogan took her 19-year-old Nick-a-like boytoy to the opening of Palms Place last night!
Mixon Bros Not Big Enough Stars For Club - One played the fat kid in "Old School" and the other played the fat kid in "The Nutty Professor" -- but last night, both Jerod and Jamal Mixon played the fat kid who got rejected at Mood.
Seacrest: Tight End, Big Tipper - Ryan Seacrest didn't believe us when we told him about the Claby -- and we had just as hard a time believing it when he said he used to play football in high school. Surprisingly, both are true
Britney Flashes ... A Blank Stare - Looking about as vacant as Katie Holmes on her wedding day, Britney Spears endured a pap crush as she made her way into the backseat of her SUV outside SUR in WeHo on Friday.
Hulk Hogan: Freddie Prinze Jr. Is A Hack - Freddie Prinze Jr. is free game for a verbal smackdown now that he works for the WWE -- which Hulk Hogan gladly gave him as he was leaving yet another divorce hearing.
Jay-z And Diddy Ain't Crazy - Just because Suge Knight got knocked on his ass this weekend, doesn't mean people are just going to start talking smack about him.
Is Superman Super Kinky? - Former Superman Dean Cain was asked a very probing question while in Malibu -- does he ever play the Man of Steel in the bedroom?
Russell Calls B.s. On Custody Fight - If there's a harsh custody battle brewing between Russell Simmons and ex Kimora Lee then someone forgot to tell Russell.
Who Knew Congressmen Were Cool? - Usually when a celeb tries to be a hip and film one of our photogs, the "footage" never appears anywhere. But that's not the case with Congressman John Culberson of Texas.
Ice T Is Strapped ... For Cash - He may have been rolling in a Bentley, but the only thing Ice T was giving the homeless last night were instructions to hit up Busta Rhymes instead.
Tmz Tv Tonite -- Roundin' First! - Tonight on TMZ TV -- "Entourage" star Rex Lee gets to first base with a dude on camera, Sylvester Stallone becomes the first big star to hop on Sarah Palin and Dennis Rodman exercises his first.......
Kelly Carlson Is No Miss Independent - Sure, their names are similar but Kelly Carlson and Kelly Clarkson look nothing alike -- and somehow our photog still managed to mix 'em up.
"prison Break"-er Potties Like A Rock Star - Dominic Purcell must be pee shy because the geek squad/security team standing guard outside the men's room at Comic-Con was a wee bit ridiculous.
How You Say Partridge En Francais? - He's considered by many as the French Elvis -- but last night the only celeb our cameraman was comparing Johnny Hallyday to was Danny Bonaduce.
