Miss Russia Doesn't Miss Russia - Russian jets recently bombed the county of Georgia's capital -- including civilian housing, military bases, factories and their international airport. In other news -- it's Miss Russia's birthday.
Full Metal Sarge: Hollywood Is Rotten To The Corps - Breaking down grown men is what actual Marine-turned-"Full Metal Jacket" star R. Lee Ermey does best -- but even the ol' drill sergeant thinks the major malfunctions of today's stars are way beyond repair.
Jonas Bros Descend On Virgin - The streets and sidewalks of New York turned into a mad sea of screaming, crying, hysterical tweenage girls last night -- for a little band called The Jonas Brothers.
Nobody Loves The Hoff More Than The Hoff - David Hasselhoff has a pretty sick ride -- if only he didn't plaster it with three tacky stickers promoting his own website, which he so lovingly dubbed HoffSpace.
Not Everyone Hates Sienna Miller - Sienna's been getting a lot of flack for hooking up with a married man -- but Sharon Osbourne's got her back ... and a pretty good point.
Heidi Puts The "ho" In Shopaholic - "The Hills" must pay some serious cash because yesterday Heidi Montag looked for clothes -- and mucho attention -- at Kitson, Madison, Cartier, Chanel, Fendi and Barneys New York.
Sleazy Has A New Name - It's hard to get lower than exploiting the death of a friend -- which is exactly what Josh Flagg did on "Million Dollar Listing."
Sleazy Hangs Out With Gummy Bear - It's hard to get lower than exploiting the death of a friend -- which is exactly what Josh Flagg did on "Million Dollar Listing."
Hayden's Mom -- Forgive And Forget? - We just got video of Alan Panettiere walking with his dog after getting out of the klink, and it looks like he's walking with the wife he's accused of punching.
Calling All Train Wrecks -- Bret Wants You! - You'd think auditions in The Hamptons would bring out some classier ladies for the 3rd season of Bret Michael's trashtastic reality show -- instead it was like scraping the bottom of a really boozy barrel.
Mcconaughey Hangs 10 With A Rooster And A Beer - In the realm of celebrity baby names, Matthew McConaughey's boy got off pretty easy with Levi. Matt's brother Rooster (no really) named his little boy Miller Lyte (no really). Did that sink in yet? Miller Lyte.
Unlike Hayden's Mom, Dad Ducked - After allegedly punching mama Panettiere in the face, Alan P. was lying low after being released from jail.
Hollywood Hit & Run Victim Resurfaces - It's the first time we've seen the victim since the dramatic hit and run caught on tape by TMZ in July -- and even though the accident was over a month ago, Lucy Crawford is still confined to a wheelchair.
Family Matters, Jaleel White Doesn't - Urkel must be on a mission to be forgotten -- every time we see him out in Hollywood, including last night outside One, the guy books it away faster than you could say "Stefan."
The One Thing Steve-o Won't Do - He's gone ballistic on his neighbor, enshrined his junk in cement, and discovered every stupid way to hurt himself on "Jackass" -- but even Steve-O's standards stop him from appearing on the oft-derailed "Celebrity Rehab" train.
Tom Green Out Awkwarded By Drew Q - Tom Green made bank back in the day from his uncomfortable, cringe inducing stunts. So when our photog asked him where his ex-wife Drew Barrymore's been hiding -- twice -- it brought back a ton of unwanted memories. Cow milk comes to mind.
And On The 7th Day He Said Let Girls Go Wild - Heidi Montag's boyfriend/mouthpiece says she'll never do Playboy because it's against "her faith" -- right, and we're sure the big guy upstairs will be thrilled she was hangin' out with smut king Joe Francis.
Tori Gets Smacked -- It's Ok To Laugh - Tori Spelling's spawn backhanded her in Malib this weekend -- and while we don't condone hitting women, this is one instance where it's pretty damn funny.
Pam Lets Loose With Tweak Of The Week - Pamela Anderson avoided serious injury while partying at the Abby in West Hollywood -- as she was able to dodge the flailing arms and gyrations of the electro tweaker going nuts next to her.
Claby Sighting In North Carolina! - Behold Parker Foster Aiken -- the spawn of Clay Aiken and formerly inseminated galpal Jaymes Foster.
Romo Fumbles Another Snap - Cowboys' QB Tony Romo tries (and fails) to shame our photog on his grasp of the English language. He knows his girlfriend is Jessica Simpson, right?
