Avril: Not Pregnant, Just Fat - Avril Lavigne's using the Eva Longoria defense against pregnancy rumors -- chalk up her growing belly to one too many donuts for breakfast.
Tmz Tv Tonite -- Sexy Time - Tonight on TMZ TV -- Audrina sparks some dirty thoughts in a few school boys... Disneyland brings out the naughty side of some guests... and Bob Eubanks reminds us of the craziest place to do the deed
Steer Clear, Brit Back On The Road! - Thanks to a conservatorship, she's not in control of her own life -- but last night Britney was granted control of the car.
Abdul Attacks "idol": They Knew About Stalker - Paula Abdul is pissed off -- and lashing out at American Idol, claiming she begged "Idol" producers to keep suicidal fan Paula Goodspeed off the show.
William Shatner Don't Like The Cling-ons - William Shatner couldn't get outta Regis & Kelly fast enough yesterday -- and the shat hit the fan when he blew off the loudmouth autograph hounds.
"newlywed Game" Host -- If Looks Could Kill - If Bob Eubanks could "make whoopee" with anyone, it's safe to say it wouldn't be TMZ's cameraman -- check out the looks of death he kept shooting our way yesterday at LAX.
Audrina's School Boy Fantasy - Kids these days, they grow up so fast -- one minute they're wetting the bed and crying for mama, the next they're screaming "I want to f**k you" to reality TV stars from their school bus.
Piggin' Out - As seen on TMZ TV -- December 8, 2008
Bloody Hell - As seen on TMZ TV -- December 8, 2008
Tmz Tv Tonite -- Who Knew?! - Tonight on TMZ TV -- Vinnie Jones can get his ass kicked... Jennifer Love Hewitt can't stay away from double western bacon cheeseburgers... and Ed McMahon has a black son?!?!
Katy Perry: "i'm So Drunk" And I Like It - We'd have to be drunk -- correction, real drunk -- to be able to sit through Katy Perry's bisexual ballad one more time -- which is exactly the state of mind she was in this weekend.
Abdul -- Suicidal Fan Stalked Me For 17 Years - How's this for scary: Paula Abdul says the obsessed fan who committed suicide right outside her house has been following her for an unbelievable 17 years.
The Ocean Hates Josh Holloway's Abs - All Josh Holloway wanted to do yesterday was show off his hot body -- but damn Mother Nature kept effing up his mojo.
Emma Roberts: Pattinson Guilty Of Zac Attack - Zac Efron might want to do a vampire musical next, because Robert Pattinson is firmly planting his freaky, blood-sucking teeth into the teen heart throb crown. Proof: actress Emma Roberts.