Palin Enters Wet T-shirt Contest - Sarah Palin didn't use an umbrella during a downpour at yesterday's rally in Leesburg Virginia.
Dodger Dodges Punches At Key Club - For a guy who's been benched for shoulder injuries, getting into a street brawl outside an L.A. club might not be the best idea for Dodgers pitcher Brad Penny.
Chicago Pd -- Body Is Hudson's Nephew - Chicago police have confirmed the body they found earlier in the day was in fact Julian King, Jennifer Hudson's 7-year-old nephew.
Kung Food: The Legend Continues - David Carradine says he doesn't go to Mr. Chow for the food -- but we think his inner Kwai Chang Caine might disagree.
Brian Austin Green -- Pimpest Law Suit Ever? - We usually try and talk about lawsuits with celebs outside of court -- but the only suit Brian Austin Green (dating Megan Fox) was in the mood to discuss was the one from Valentino.
Tmz Tv Tonite -- Up Yours! - Tonight on TMZ TV -- Ben Affleck signs up for the wit-less protection program... Shauna Sand dresses up in her Sunday best... and Monica Lewinsky finally comes up for air.
The Chutzpah Of Some People ... - Hey, Billy Crystal's Jewish -- so why not ask him a two month old story about an organization offering Jewish families up to $50,000 to move to Alabama, right?
Abe Vigoda -- Dead Or Alive? - Back in 1982, People Magazine erroneously reported Abe Vigoda was dead. 26 years later, they're still wrong.
Bank Of Hefner's #1 Customer - Kendra Wilkinson wants everyone to know that she makes her own money -- and Hef hasn't replaced her stolen Escalade ... yet. Ah, the life of a paid GF is never boring.
The Benicio Del Toro Drinking Game - If you take a shot every time Benicio calls us a "greedhead," by the end of this video you'll be wasted.
Tmz Tv Tonite - Fishies Out Of Water - Tonight on TMZ TV -- Tori Spelling hooks some pregnant women on a dangerous dessert, Jason Taylor never stood a chance against the ice queen, and Shayne Lamas --- well, she just doesn't get the metaph
Sharon Osbourne Is So Hot Right Now - Sharon Osbourne was shocked we did a poll asking people "who'd you rather?" between her and daughter Kelly. Even more shocking -- the 55-year-old mum won!
Tmz Tv Tonite - Three Wild And Crazy Guys - Tonight on TMZ TV - the dudes let loose! The Benicio Del Toro drinking game makes it's television debut... Verne Troyer rocks out on the golf course (and no, we didn't say mini golf course)... and nob
K-fed Still Pimp Enough To Party - He's got more custody of his kids with Britney, but that didn't stop K-Fed from going to the Maxim Hot 100 bash last night.
No Newsroom Today - Looks like celebs on Robertson Blvd. will have to eat iffy food somewhere else today.
The Gray Area Between "dallas" And "dynasty" - Linda Gray never appeared on "Dynasty" -- but the pappers on Robertson couldn't help but lump poor Sue Ellen Ewing in with Sammy Jo Dean Carrington Reece Fallmont.