Maurice Greene -- Lacking Flower Power - Maurice Greene left the STK solo last night -- but that didn't stop one pushy flower lady from trying to hook him up with one of the many "bitches" waiting outside.
Lost Chick On Duis: I'm Not As Dumb As The Others - She's not swearing off booze (and who would?!) but "Lost" newbie Rebecca Mader has a novel way to avoid the show's dreaded DUI curse -- don't drive!
Tmz Tv Tonite -- One Trick Phonies - Tonight on TMZ TV -- Keanu Reeves acts as badly in real life as he does in the movies... Omarosa acts like a real bitch (shocker)... and the Hanson brothers act like they're still famous.
Long Bong Chong Not Looking For Dong - Tommy Chong is a notorious advocate for pot, but dude wants to make one thing clear -- when he was in jail, he wasn't anyone's pipe smoker.
Bitchy Omarosa Bitches About Being A Bitch - Omarosa got offended when she thought our cameraguy called her a "bitch" -- and even though he didn't, she quickly proved he would have been right.
Hanson Bro Fires The One Finger Salute - So what's weirder? A Hanson Brother with facial hair -- or the fact that one of the "MMMbop" kids just flipped the bird!
Shy-iron Mike's Crew Finds A Punching Bag - Mike Tyson is a big and scary enough dude to defend himself -- but last night it was a bunch of crazy chicks -- and some elder dudes -- outside of Pinkberry who were willing to lay the smack down.
"seeing As How I Survived A Plane Crash..." - Travis Barker is lucky to be alive -- and if his reaction to our photog's questions last night were any indication, he's very well aware.
The Trollsen Brigade Strikes Again! - The Olsens are known for their fur heavy fashions -- so if the gals are going to have an event, there's pretty much a 100% chance PETA will be there to protest it.
Keanu Faces Paps -- Nobody Injured - It's a baby step, but Keanu Reeves finally said a few words to the paparazzi outside Il Sole -- too bad they were dripping with sarcasm.
Cheech Takes Pot Shot At Obama - If there's anyone who would be the know-all, end-all on stoners, it'd be Cheech Marin -- and when we asked him if he thought Obama ever inhaled, he had a great answer.
Tmz Tv Tonite -- Monkey Business - Tonight on TMZ TV -- Dodgers pitcher Brad Penny goes ape outside a club... Britney Spears is one bad monkey... and meet the most environmentally friendly chimp ever.
Keanu Photog Testifies About Bumper Thumper - The photographer who is suing Keanu Reeves for personal injury claims the actor really did drive into him ... and it hurt like a mutha.
