Regis And Kellly - A donkey might be a good symbol for the Democratic Party, but that doesn't mean Dominicans want to be compared to one on national TV.
Tmz Tv Tonite - We Want Answers! - Tonight on TMZ TV -- Is Michael Jackson so broke he's got to ask Tito for help? Is Vanessa Hudgens sucking Zac Efron dry? And what happens to America's Next Top Model girls after the show.......
It's A Chick In A Box! - Drunk girls are always fun. Hot ones that bust into a rap from a "Chappelle Show" episode are even better.
Weird Al Has Birthday, Coolio Not Invited - Alfred Matthew Yankovic turned 49 last week -- but throw a Jewfro and a moustache on that head and dude looks exactly the same as he did over 20 years ago!
Keanu's Accuser Is A Big Fat Liar - Paparazzo Alison Silva testified in court yesterday he hasn't worked since Keanu Reeves allegedly hit him with his car waaay back in 2007 -- too bad we got him shooting Miley Cyrus just last month!
Sharon Stone -- An Og, Not Kenny G - We'd expect 50-year-old Sharon Stone and her friends to listen to Frank Sinatra, Michael Bolton or some smooth jazz -- but Lil Wayne's "Mrs. Officer?"
America's Next Top Train Wreck - "Top Model" wannabeen Lisa D'Amato is bringing cameltoe back -- with a completely sloshed, yet surprisingly catchy, freestyle rap last night on the rooftop of Kress.
Street Fight At The Ivy?! - The Ivy is West Hollywood's beacon of all things celebrity -- a place of class, $30 salads ... and one extremely pissed off, foul mouthed thug.
Springer: I Told These People Not To Procreate! - Jerry's show has been on for 18 years, and thanks to his vast array of freakshow guests who refuse to stop with the baby-makin' the show's showing no sign of stopping.
Alec Baldwin -- ???? - Dude gave us a little T-M-I in NY last night ... but we're not sure if he's pulling our leg -- or if he's being serious.
Suge Victim -- Daddy's Little Girl? - Our photog was brave enough to ask Suge Knight about the mysterious disappearance of the chick he allegedly punched and left naked on the side of the road -- and lived!
Maurice Greene -- Lacking Flower Power - Maurice Greene left the STK solo last night -- but that didn't stop one pushy flower lady from trying to hook him up with one of the many "bitches" waiting outside.
