Catherine Zeta-jonesin' For An Easy Exit - Catherine Zeta-Jones had no problem filming a scene that subjected a whole lotta children to a prosthetic johnson -- but good luck getting her to justify it.
Mohr To Cox: Suck My Kiss - Who would have thought there'd ever be a day former-hottie Nikki Cox could gross us out.
Cannon's Ex Lies Through Teeth - You'd think she'd be a bitter Betty about her former fiancee's marrying a bigger star than her, but Selita Ebanks seems to be handling it quite well -- too bad she won't touch our story about her old engagement ring!
Boyz Ii Men Ii Little Girl - Boyz II Men's skinny Shawn Stockman knows that fighting Suge Knight could mean the end of the road for him.
L.a. Mayor -- Let Them Eat Cake! - L.A. Mayor Antonio Villaraigosa is a man of the people ... yeah, rich people who eat high priced dinners at the top restaurants in the city!
Nick: Mariah Loves A Little Pussy - Mariah Carey's used to getting diamonds from Harry Winston ... so why's Nick Cannon schlepping around a Bev Hills Hello Kitty store to get her a present?
Giselle -- T & A At The Tsa - No entourage, no prissy attitude, no man-servant ... when did Gisele Bundchen become a real (albeit extremely hot) person?
Quaid To Fda: Mind Your Own Business! - Dennis Quaid testified before the House Reform and Government Oversight Committee this morning to keep the Federal Drug Administration from stepping into lawsuits on the side of defendant drug companies.
"survivor" Champ -- Outwit, Outlast, Out Of Cash!? - Parvati Shallow won $1 million bucks on "Survivor" this past Sunday -- so why the hell was she hitting up the paparazzi to pay her $4 cab fare last night in L.A.?
Cristian De La Faker? - Cristian de la Fuente has been accused of faking his injury on "Dancing With the Stars" -- and last night's episode might be the proof.
Hulk To Nick: Don't Drop The Soap! - Their divorce has been messy -- but Hulk and Linda Hogan are keeping it cool when they visit their locked-up, recklessly driving son.
Bai Gets The P!nk Slip - P!nk wouldn't cop to hanging with Bai Ling, because she doesn't "name drop" -- we think it's because Bai's a chicken dancing, bad rhyme busting, space cadet.
Melanie Griffith's Marriage: Older Than Her Lips! - She was married three times -- twice to Don Johnson alone -- before getting hitched to Antonio Banderas, so did anybody think they'd actually make it 12 years?!
Mariah's Hubby: The New Beckham - Nick who? The guy who married Mariah Carey couldn't get arrested two weeks ago. Now Nick Cannon is larger than life, thanks to his latest fashion accessory -- which is attached to a human flotation device.
Jay-z And Diddy Ain't Crazy - Just because Suge Knight got knocked on his ass this weekend, doesn't mean people are just going to start talking smack about him.
Bai Ling Gets Dirty Playing With Herself - Bai Ling doesn't need any real beach buddies to to have a good time -- the voices in her head keep her more than occupied.
Day-day Don't Like Gay Gay - Mike Epps went on an unprovoked attack at LAX -- getting into a nearly physical argument with a photographer and screaming "you're a fag, homosexual!" before cops had to come and break it up.
Lebron James Makes An Ass Of His Mom - Mother's Day was Sunday, so what better way for LeBron James to follow it up then scream "Sit your ass down" to his mama last night on national television.
Bach Livin' Large Off Hoff's Moolah - The Hoff wasn't around to foot the bill for his babymama's Mother's Day brunch ... but he probably paid for it anyway.
